Killing English

I am posting some Jokes regarding Horror English at some Schools.
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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girl’s hostel pulling cigarette...? "

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Class teacher once said:” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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Once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America...”

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".DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK...”

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered... She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem.

and then she said " why is fan not oning"
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teacher in a furious mood... "write down ur name and father of ur name!!"

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code... "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class... "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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